please don't follow me, i wouldn't


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Sep 1, 2014
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handjob:

S A M E

handjob:

S A M E

(via sniffing)


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Aug 31, 2014
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songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

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Aug 30, 2014
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thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.


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Aug 29, 2014
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funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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Aug 27, 2014
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nevver:

Wes Lang

nevver:

Wes Lang

(Source: weslang.blogspot.com, via mintsmintsmints)


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Aug 27, 2014
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thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

(Source: acidocasualidad, via whenamisupposedtoblossom)


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Aug 27, 2014
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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via sniffing)


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Aug 24, 2014
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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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Aug 24, 2014
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metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

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Aug 24, 2014
@ 2:02 am
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TRABAJO! {insp}

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Aug 23, 2014
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bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

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Aug 23, 2014
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thatcouldbemyautobiography:

Wow it’s such a relief to know all asexuals are actually dragons. 

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Aug 22, 2014
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sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

(Source: foodtrucker, via olivier-armstrong)


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Aug 22, 2014
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joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll, via sniffing)


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Aug 22, 2014
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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via petcanadian)